If you happened to get a copy of Spike's June issue, please find a writing implement and scribble darkly out the entire T Derby story. I apologize for how deeply unfunny and stupid it is. I love the crossword, but the USA state naming test is boring. It's one of those mistakes -- the whole T Derby / dull backside -- I will forget all about, but the cringe will join the mountain of shame I carry. When dressing for a stressful situation, I will don the wrong things. It is my T derby cross.
Also, am bad at creating/maintaining a unified Brand, etc. Can't figure out how to use Substack or Twitter. I suspect they are similar. What is exactly @ or #, or Posts, and how are they unlike a Newsletter? I don't care anyway. Nobody reads my somo's. I don't talk well at parties either. Don't care, but do. Will try again on the Spike, but won't call it Spike Magazine, because there already is a Spike magazine called Spike Art Magazine. Dammit! How about Speak Magazine, or Spicycle?